Each morning, upon awakening, I indulge in my cherished ritual: a fragrant cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a moment of serene solitude as I peruse my phone. As is my custom, I have at my disposal a devoted servant, ever ready to fulfill my needs with unwavering dedication. This morning, however, his performance surpassed all my expectations.Seated gracefully upon my specially crafted chair, with him humbly positioned beneath, I immerse myself in the contents of my screen, paying him no mind. His role is unequivocal: to keep his mouth precisely aligned, prepared to receive my offering with utmost reverence, ensuring not a single morsel goes to waste. I must confess, his execution today was nothing short of impeccable. Now, thoroughly satisfied, I am poised to embark upon my day with renewed vigor.
