I found this comedy sketch about the realities of girl pooping and thought Id lend a hand to the cause. Here I demonstrate what theyre alluding to, with the video playing in the background.For educational purposes only 😉 xo Bastienne
My doctor always takes my temperature (rectally) EVERY time I go for a check up. This time was no different. I love playing dumb to simple men like him, his heavy breathing and tight pants revealing his true intent. I oblige his request for a stool sample before flipping the script on him and order him to eat it or Ill tell everyone how inappropriate he was being! 😉 xo Bastienne
My beautiful bare bum is greatness. Everything about my ample ass is great. Take one look at my bare bum and admire the feminine curvature, the fleshy cheeks, the smooth, soft skin, and the pretty shit-hole that all form together into an awe-inspiring package. Today is your lucky day because you get to witness what greatness looks like when its shitting. The reality is that my girl shit smells and tastes every bit as nasty as your manly shit does. Even so, I can see that you still want to eat my caca doo doo. I know, my beautiful bare bum has that affect on slaves because my divine derriere is most worthy of eating shit from. Thats how great my bare bum truly is: slaves will eat whatever comes out of it regardless of how my caca smells and tastes. Enjoy! xo Bastienne 😉
Mean Teacher Bastienne has no time for your bullshit. Ive seen students like you before, youll be lost your whole fucking life. The only way you could ever be useful to anyone is if you were to take my sincere career advice: become a human toilet. It may sound gross at first but I mean, what other choice do you fucking have? Lets start by simply WATCHING. I think you can do that! I have to take a massive shit and youre gonna watch every detail 😉
As some of you pooverts may have noticed, I didnt post a poo yesterday. Thats because I didnt poo! Sometimes my body just skips a day and thats what happened yesterday. The upside? My morning shit was GLORIOUS! And Ive gotten the angle bit down to a science, you couldnt get a better POV. Also included a few second shot at the end of my load in the toilet 😉 xo Bastienne
As you know from my previous clip of the same name, I am a proud supporter of The Womens Bowel Movement. No more shameful shitting, everything that comes of my body is worship worthy… EVERYTHING. You may be shameful but I certainly am not and I accept nothing less from my admirers. If you love my ass so much, youll learn to love all parts of it, including what .. comes .. out!
Most men want to worship my ass from the outside, fantasizing about all the things they can do. The problem is I like my worship DEEP. If you want this perfect ass youll have to worship ALL of it. Yep, that means watching *up close* while it pushes out a HUGE footlong! Youre learning 😉 xo Bastienne
Lets face it: The reality of you worshiping my ass is … filthy. This is where poo-poo comes from and all men want to do is obsess about my perfect, fat booty! Let me show me the difference between fantasy and reality you little toilet wannabe. Follow along with my sweet voice, feminine curves and stinky star fish as I push the reality of toilet worship out of my bum and into your face!
Myth believers will tell you wOmEn dOnT pOoP. Well I can tell you one thing for sure – IM DONE. Im done with the propaganda that would tell you I dont poop and there will be no denying it once you watch this clip. Not only will you worship my ass, youll be reprogrammed to jerk off to my gorgeous, ample, healthy shits. Busting the myth, one man at a time. Spread some cheeks and spread the word 😉 xo Bastienne