Today Im in Florence to make breakfast in Ludovicas toilet. She says shed already given him his first dose just before I arrived, but not to worry, because hes a hungry pig. We start right away with our thick spit, which he swallows in a flash. Ludovica also delights him with her champagne, which he drinks all over, and feeling the urge, decides to feed him again with a few pieces of her caviar. Then its my turn, and I drench him so much that hes ****** to use a straw to suck up all my piss from the floor. I shit in his mouth, but I struggle to get the last bit out of my ass, so I ask Ludovica to help me, cleaning me with her fingers and putting them in the toilets mouth. What a beautiful city, Florence, art, good food, spectacular friends, and hungry toilets that waste nothing.
