Im so excited for you to join me on a tantalizing ANAL-ysis of an absolutely massive log Ive been brewing inside of me for 3 full days! We will be weighing it, feeling it, smelling it, inspecting it, cracking it open, searching it, exploring it, dissecting it, seeing it inside and out from all perspectives. We dig deep into knowing everything about this gigantic load.Its really hard to keep such a massive amount of poop inside, so I almost completely shit myself as Im setting up the experimentation area. I struggle, squirm and clench hard in a desperate effort to keep it in. Thankfully, I succeed! So now lets dive into this super exciting stinky hot poop adventure together. For science!
