So I went on a girls trip and lo and behold, I couldnt shit! Didnt even have an urge which is so unfortunate because I ate my way through the weekend. Lots and lots of yummy food was ingested by me but it just didnt want to come out. After getting back into my regular routine and a big cup of coffee, I became desperate to go. I squat and hover over a plate, spreading my cheeks, talking to you, letting you know I cant wait to release this 3 days worth of poop for you. Watch my shiny asshole pucker and prepare to drop a perfect, swirly, unbroken, long length of poop. My final push lets out a powerful fart blast and my asshole deflates, as all of my waste has evacuated my body. What a pretty shit it is too. Its basically a work of art. Ohhhhhh and it felt SO GOOD to get that out of my body. Shall we dig through it and see the remnants of my indulgent weekend? I use a plastic fork to poke around and extract little chunks. Because all of this has been stewing for 3 days, it actually seems really broken down. But we do find a little bit of goodies. Do you like watching me dig through 3 days worth of impacted shit?
