Its a relaxed sunday, Im playing my favorite videogame of all-time. Its World of Warcraft, an MMORPG where I interact live with many other players. Im in an epic raid and were at the most important part, nearing the last boss fight…Im having a lot of fun but the raid has been taking long. Im feeling a very strong urgency in my belly and I suddenly realize I havent pooped for 3 full days! OMG! Im feeling the massive poop push on my asshole harder and harder. Im squirming and moaning, trying to hold back the noise over TeamSpeak. I nervously make up a reason when the guys comment on the noise I make. This is a huge problem, I really cannot go AFK now! I would be kicked out of my guild. So I tell them my internet is lagging and quickly release the MASSIVE shit on my desk. I got no time to dispose of it, we need to finish the boss first! The smell is super intense and overwhelming.Finally we beat the boss! Now I can safely go offline. I am amazed by my massive shit and cannot resist the urge to crack it open and explore it. The huge log is really incredible, lets explore it together and see if we can find any loot!
