ITALIAN SPEAKINGFirst one and then the other. Who knows if the taste of our shit is the same or if it is different? And which one will he prefer? Here he is with his mouth wide open, with nothing he can do to avoid our divine food. Even in one case he is himself with his hand adjusting a piece of shit in his mouth so that it will not go to waste. I have a more fluid shit than my friend today. And I have more of it. He eats everything. Finally he is entitled to a piece of toilet paper to wipe his eyes from my shit. How nice huh? To be the toilet of two beautiful mistresses like us. See you soon, loo. We produce shit every day and you are our favorite toilet.
