On our bed lies a bound Martian, a yellow oddity clueless about earthly sex. Miss Kirsch, Lady Yara and I mock his ignorance and show him what real pleasure means. Miss Kirsch starts: She positions her ass over his face, pressing her asshole against his mouth, and he instinctively licks. He clearly enjoys it. Then she shits directly into his mouth, and he chews and swallows obediently. We praise his submission. Next, I place my ass over his face while Lady Yara digs her finger into my ass until its dirty and the Martian licks it clean. Lady Yara unloads a massive pile onto his mouth, and I stuff it in, making him eat. Meanwhile, I display my flawless asshole and Miss Kirsch strokes his cock as he chews. In the end? No reward. His cock goes back into his yellow spacesuit. We wish him sweet dreams today, he learned what sex means to us: Swallowing shit.