Today, my shit eater is waiting for a delicious breakfast straight from my ass. I ate fruit and fish. In a moment, the bones will crunch in his teeth, but the most important thing is that my living toilet is close to my ass. He will eat and chew each bite carefully. I will let him savor it, lick his lips, and smack his lips. He deserves these wonderful shitty breakfasts, very healthy and nutritious.
