Its cutting season and Ive been eating really healthy and decided to have a cheat meal. Ice Cream! You know what dairy does to mommys asshole? Dairy makes me so constipated and this time is was sooooo bad I ended up with MASSIVE hemorrhoids! I swear they were gonna burst from how hard I was push and training. My asshole hurts so much and now you must worship the rock of poop I gifted you.
