(Censorship only in the preview)I return to the studio with an urgent need to go to the toilet. I cant hold it in any longer. My toilet is there, in position. Well trained, it knows its job and where it belongs. I sit on the toilet seat, glance at my mobile phone, push, and out comes the shit, straight into its mouth. I dont need to give it any orders, because it starts chewing and swallowing and picking up with its fingers the shit that didnt go perfectly into the hole. Meanwhile, I clean myself with toilet paper. One more little shit, and here comes the stream of pee that floods it. It drinks. Now I feel better, Im lighter and its full. I can go back to my chores…
