Its already 2026, but Ive been so busy Ive never fed my toilet. Hes always in the same position, waiting, silently immobilized with plastic wrap. First I have to figure out the best position to fill his mouth with shit. I sit in different positions with my divine ass on his toilet face; its been so long since the last time, who knows how hungry he must be! First I give him a drink through the funnel so that not a drop is wasted, and immediately afterward my chocolate crowd arrives in abundance. Enjoy your meal, my toilet!
