ITALIAN SPEAKINGVIDEO REQUESTHere you are, slave, locked in a cage for two days without eating anything. Ive been really mean, but today Ill set you free and feed you, but not with food as everyone understands it. Youll have the honor of eating my shit. I should make you pay for it because its so precious, but instead Ill give it to you for free because Im so kind. Ill give you lots of it. This morning I feel inspired to take a cosmic shit. Are you happy? Ill fill you up good. I cant hold it in any longer. I have to expel my bodys waste. Ill start right away. Lets see if its soft or hard. It doesnt matter to you, you have to finish it all. There you go. Look at all that shit. Youre so lucky. This is usually my dose. Youll never starve, I assure you, and I never skip a day. I go every morning to take a shit, sometimes even twice. Dont make that sad face. Eat my shit or youll starve. You wont get anything else. At most, I can give you my friends shit too, so you can tell us which one is the best. Come on, move it. Look at the masterpiece Ive made. Dont you think its inviting, all for you? Tomorrow there will be more, and the day after tomorrow, and again and again. For the rest of your life, you will be my personal shit eater.
