A fan asked me to shit in the toilet from a kitchen stairs. I thought I could surprise him by making it even better, shitting from way higher as you see here! I desperately need to shit and the house is filled with people. So I whisper to the camera, actually making this experience even more erotic. I climb up the toilet up the ledge and squat over the bowl. I thought my aim was spot on. As you find out soon it lands in exactly the wrong place, and its a lot too. I am too occupied trying to get my now very dirty ass clean noticing that the toilet lid is automatically going down. With the shit sandwiched in between. I fully trusted I could stop the lid with my toe, but I failed. The toilet lid completely closed on top of the mass of poo and I climb down to check how bad it is. I open it up and its TERRIBLE! Its everywhere in the hinges where its impossible to get to! Also there are 5 other people in the house and the poop is INCREDIBLY smelly because of the indonesian food of yesterday evening! I need to get rid of this as quickly as possible but Im afraid to walk out of the toilet to get cleaning stuff cause someone might see it. There are some cleaning cloths there that I use and the clean-up is just dramatic. It just keeps on smearing it out and now its on my hands too. Aahhh! It took me so long to clean and afterwards the whole house smelled really strongly of my shit for a way too long time. They were commenting on it. I was super embarrassed!
