Stupid bitch took my favourite scrunchie! Maybe its crazy that I broke into her house to see if she had it, but its only crazy if youre wrong right? And she did take it! Shes owed a little revenge. My stuff is mine, and lying about it is deserving of a proper punishment.I pop my scrunchie on my wrist and strip off my dress. Ive got my eye on the sink and a plan in my mind. I plug the drain and fill it up with water for the best effect. When I hop onto the countertop and fart a couple times onto the water, it bounces off a little echo-y and the stink is terrible. Perfect.I pee into the water and fart again then I start pushing. A big, hard, constipated shit begins to push out of my bum and I wiggle and adjust my ass until the big log drops and plops into the sink. Lets wipe! I make a pile of dirty toilet paper on the bathroom vanity counter. Yuck haha, the smell is awful but its perfect.I dont feel done so I keep pushing and squeezing and get out another couple nice sized turds. Whew! I had so much backed up! I wipe more and more and it adds to the filthy pile of tissues. A nasty mess for a nasty friend. Good thing Im not cleaning it up. Bye!
