Im preparing a special meal for my man tonight. He will learn to love my shit whether he likes it or not. Just dont tell him ok? I just got done doing some yoga and I havent pooped in 4 days. I could barely hold it in through all my stretching and bending. I start to really feel it coming to the surface while chopping some veggies for the gumbo Im making. I let my massive poop out into my white yoga pants and it feels so hard and smells delicious. Perfect for a secret ingredient. I smash it with my ass to tenderize it first and just have to feel it between my toes. What a perfect turd. I pull my pants back up and continue with my special meal. What joy I will have watching him devour the meal I made him with love…. and poo!
