ENGLISH SPEAKING In my villa, I felt like taking a shit and decided it wasnt appropriate to dirty the closet. I have a human toilet, what more could you want? And there he is, the idiot, lying down and ready to do what I trained him to do: eat my shit. He moans with pleasure, the asshole. With my hand protected by a glove, I finish the job, picking up the bits of shit that fell off target and making him swallow them. Then I open the window. It stinks of shit, huh? But by now hes crazy about it.
