I was so constipated and then I had to shit really bad. My poor asshole is all puffy and caused some hemorrhoids as usual! I just cant win! Now I have the shits, burning ones! Its gonna stink really bad but dont worry these warm poops will slide in your mouth with ease! I wonder about one thing though. If I had a 24 hour toilet spy cam with an alarm set would you spy on me? Just curious. For now you can watch my nasty morning shit!
