Today Im using a whole new morning rug its lying beneath me as a doormat and is already getting my toothbrushing spit in its mouth. My flip-flops have to stay clean too, so I stand on the doormat where I can clean them. After brushing my teeth, of course, I have to pee and poop. First, he gets a good load of morning piss that he has to drink. EVERY LAST DROP!! And on top of that, theres plenty of shit falling straight from my ass into its toilet mouth. The toilet is almost overflowing with all that shit. After taking a shit, I drink a cup of coffee maybe therell be something else for the toilet mouth.
