2 Day BackupBeing out of town always throws off my poop game so its no surprise that I havent shit in 2 days. Although Im seated on the toilet, I think Ill change things up and release my stinky 2 day fermented dump while standing. But first, I rub my soft bloated tummy. Its definitely puffy and full. Full of shit. I spread my cheeks apart, showing you my puckery asshole. Its so close and personal. And look, its ready to come out and it wants you looking and it wants to show itself. That turtle head makes an appearance and teases you by just poking the head out, staring at you from my veiny shithole. I finally push it out and you see a long log emerge, and that turtle head turns into a little tail. It looks so long and I think its funny that when its piled on the floor, it doesnt look nearly as big. But just think about all the food that went into my gut and sat for 2 days, fermenting in there until my bowels finally started working again and were ready to dispel the waste.
